The Japanese have
a thing for terrible games-
they celebrate them.
Their word for them is
"kusoge," which means "shitty
games," literally.
Where I'm going with
this is that Spelunker is
a great example.
If you fall more than
four pixels or thereabout,
you die in midair.
I tried to play it
for an hour straight but I could
not stand all the pain.
I collected bombs
and what I think are tampons.
Then I hit the scotch.
The booze didn't help;
I got more and more angry.
This game's an asshole.
I lost count around
about seventy lives lost.
Fuck you Tim Martin.
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